Thursday, August 20, 2020

The Truth About Donald Trump

Truths about Trump:
The “billionaire” who hides his tax returns.
The “genius” who hides his college grades.
The “businessman” who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The “playboy” who pays for sex.
The “Christian” who doesn’t go to church.
The “philanthropist” who defrauds charity.
The “PATRIOT” who DODGED the draft.
The “innocent man” who refuses to testify.

Trump Translation:
“Many people have told me” = Voice in my head and fictional people have complimented me.
“A lot of people don’t know” = I just learned something most people already knew.
“Believe me” = I just lied
“In fact” = I’m about to lie
“He’s a great guy” = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to speak the truth against me.
“MAGA” = making my pockets fatter off of the American tax payers who think I care about them
“Nobody knew” = Everyone knew
“Huge” = moderate to below average in size
“Loser” = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
“Policy Briefing” = Turning on Fox News
“Liar” = Someone telling the truth about me
“Fake news” = real news
“Protect the police” = Screw you America I have my own
“This is Bible” = I don’t know anything in it

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